*most of these news are fake except if it's related to the website.*

THE 3 NEWS OF THE DAY!

29/04/2024

• News 1!

• WE HAVE REACHED 144 VIEWS MEANING THAT¨PEOPLE

• HAVE SEEN MY CAT PICS SEEN IN THE IMAGE BELOW!

• Meaning there will be more pics from the internet soon!

• News 2!

• Local cat which the name won't be named for reasons caught eating illegally consuming

• catnip seen below!

• Local cat police have been called to arrest the cat.

• But the original catnip distributor was not found.

• News 3!

• Local cat named Tabs caught using the internet without guardian permission seen in the image bellow!

• The cat has been punished by the guardians of the cat which the punishment will be no cat treats for poor old Tabs.

THE 3 NEWS OF THE DAY!

19/05/2024

• News 1!

• Breaking news! My website has reached an other milestone of 289 views!

• Seen in the image below

• Enjoy the new cat pics!

• News 2!

• Breaking news! There are cat look-a-likes that come from space!

• do not get fooled. these aliens can fool you because if you get fooled.

• you might get killed. to not get fooled here is an image of these aliens below.

• they are only getting more and more accurate. beware!

• News 3!

• Breaking news! The catnip dealer previously stated in my previous news has been found.

• As seen in the image below!

• The name of the cat was found to be named kriter

• he has dealed a total of 150 catnip bags to other cats.

• he will be sentenced 3 years in prison so like this he still has years to live.

The cat zone news guy.

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