*most of these news are fake except if it's related to the website.*
THE 3 NEWS OF THE DAY!
29/04/2024
News 1!
WE HAVE REACHED 144 VIEWS MEANING THAT¨PEOPLE
HAVE SEEN MY CAT PICS SEEN IN THE IMAGE BELOW!
Meaning there will be more pics from the internet soon!
News 2!
Local cat which the name won't be named for reasons caught eating illegally consuming
catnip
seen below!
Local cat police have been called to arrest the cat.
But the original catnip distributor was not found.
News 3!
Local cat named Tabs caught using the internet without guardian permission seen in the image bellow!
The cat has been punished by the guardians of the cat which the punishment will be no cat treats for poor old Tabs.
THE 3 NEWS OF THE DAY!
19/05/2024
News 1!
Breaking news! My website has reached an other milestone of 289 views!
Seen in the image below
Enjoy the new cat pics!
News 2!
Breaking news! There are cat look-a-likes that come from space!
do not get fooled. these aliens can fool you because if you get fooled.
you might get killed. to not get fooled here is an image of these aliens below.
they are only getting more and more accurate. beware!
News 3!
Breaking news! The catnip dealer previously stated in my previous news has been found.
As seen in the image below!
The name of the cat was found to be named kriter
he has dealed a total of 150 catnip bags to other cats.
he will be sentenced 3 years in prison so like this he still has years to live.
The cat zone news guy.
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